578 visninger | Oprettet:  FølgFølg ikke 6 Svar

joke joke

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?"

"Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"


Handyhand

Få billig hjælp fra private

Beskriv din opgave og modtag gratis bud fra lokale med Handyhand.

Seneste udførte opgaver

  • Rens Terrasse+ olie 7.000 kr.
  • Se på strøm til komfur - flytte ledning til ny gruppe? 2.000 kr.
  • Fejl på opvaskemaskine 870 kr.
  • Spørgsmål 400 kr.
  • Elektriker 850 kr.
  • Haveloungesæt, fod er knækket 1.526 kr.

Opret en opgave

Kommentarer på:  joke
  • #1   29. aug 2007 A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

    "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

    He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

    "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

    The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

    "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

    "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

    "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."


  • #2   29. aug 2007 A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

    The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

    The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

    The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"


  • #3   29. aug 2007 oversæt tak smiley

  • #4   29. aug 2007 de 2 første er klasse =D!

  • #5   29. aug 2007 andré

    er jeg for doven til smiley sorry


  • #6   29. aug 2007 dovenskab længe leve

    Allimac har jo lige bevist at der alligevel altid er nogen som gider


Kommentér på:
joke

Annonce